save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

  • Comic Con: knock knock
  • Me: who's there
  • Comic Con: not you lol

kleinemi:

For whatever we lose
(a you or a me)
it’s always ourselves
we find in the sea.
 - E.E. Cummings

jon-snow:

god bless sdcc

romanovia:

fun date idea:

take me to comic con

drop me off

leave

Stephen Amell creates a new word

thisoldapt:

This adorable Manhattan studio makes excellent use of its small footprint. But it’s not so sparsely-styled that I think the owner put all her stuff in a storage unit. (That’s what I think when I see most home tours. Am I right? Where’s all your stuff?) -EL

VIA freshome

accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

To those who don’t understand the difference between DC and Marvel,

alltheweirdkidsinoneplace:

braidfist:

DC:

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Marvel:

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WITHIN THE SAME WEEK.

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yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

badassbitchfromhades:

freckledtrekkie:

doctorsherlocklokison:

captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrafices too huh

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Well now we do