noshirtnoblouse:

i want to make a boy nervous i want to make a boy go to his friends and ask them for advice about what he should text me back 

jncera:

fishfingersandjellybabies:

patrickgleason:

Full disclosure; I was grinning ear to ear the day I drew this!

And all of us have been grinning ear to ear since you and Pete so graciously shared this with us this afternoon! THANK YOU, PAT. :DDD

mountliang!!!

jncera:

fishfingersandjellybabies:

patrickgleason:

Full disclosure; I was grinning ear to ear the day I drew this!

And all of us have been grinning ear to ear since you and Pete so graciously shared this with us this afternoon! THANK YOU, PAT. :DDD

mountliang!!!

  • Damian Wayne: cOMIN OUTTA MY GRAVE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE
  • Harry: Alright now we're gonna learn expelliarmus.
  • Some lil twit in the DA: but isn't that kind of a pansy-ass spell?
  • Harry: I have LITERALLY USED THIS AGAINST THE DARK LORD HIMSELF, TAKE A SEAT SON.
sunnyinwisconsin:

colossaltitan:

calypso53:

one of my favorite things about hiking is when i come across a strange structure deep in the woods and am left to wonder how and why and when

how: demons. why: demon portal. when: 5 pm demon time

it’s always 5pm demon time, somewhere

sunnyinwisconsin:

colossaltitan:

calypso53:

one of my favorite things about hiking is when i come across a strange structure deep in the woods and am left to wonder how and why and when

how: demons. why: demon portal. when: 5 pm demon time

it’s always 5pm demon time, somewhere

airyairyquitecontrary:

thenotsosilentmonk:

deducecanoe:

reservoircat:

Mutant 101 - Professor Xavier Should Put In A Call To Her Parents - 5 Year Old Mia Stares Down marvelentertainment's Cast Of Guardians Of The Galaxy As She Crushes Them In A Game Of GotG Trivia On jimmykimmellive [X

Vin Diesel in the background looking at her like “SHE’S PERFECT.  WANT ONE.”

I thought girls didn’t like Super Heroes.

You thought what? 

Also, bless five-year-old girls who can confidently pronounce the words ‘cybernetic enhancements’ because they’re so interested in superhero adventures that they saw no obstacle to learning anything at all to understand them better.

And can do it wearing a pink flower headband, if they feel like it.

GIRLS LIKE SUPERHEROES. GIRLS LIKE COMICS. GIRLS HAVE LIKED THESE THINGS FOR AS LONG AS THEY HAVE BEEN AVAILABLE TO LIKE. 

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(behold, three girls and one boy avidly reading new comic books in New York City, 1947, photographed by Ruth Orkin)

What girls don’t like is when they’re patronised, and herded towards titles designed according to what grown men think girls are supposed to like, and ignored with regard to titles that those men assume are just for boys and men. What girls don’t like is not being allowed to choose for themselves what they like. 

This is not a new concept. This is noted in Chaucer. What every woman most desires is to choose her own way.

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

badassbitchfromhades:

freckledtrekkie:

doctorsherlocklokison:

captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrafices too huh

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Well now we do

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

Having a soulmate is not always about love. You can find your soulmate in a friendship too.

fuckyeahpepperony:

mymarysunshine:

A STRONG FEMALE LEAD AND A MAN WHO IS WOUNDED AND BROKEN AND LOOKS AT HER LIKE THE SUN I WANT TWENTY 

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m-azing:

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

benishment:

shuckingthomesa:

DYLAN SHAVED
I REPEAT, DYLAN SHAVED
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
EVERYBODY WAKE UP
D Y L A N O ’ B R I E N S H A V E D H I S B E A R D

benishment:

shuckingthomesa:

DYLAN SHAVED

I REPEAT, DYLAN SHAVED

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

EVERYBODY WAKE UP

D Y L A N O ’ B R I E N S H A V E D H I S B E A R D

genderfluid-carlos:

ppl who don’t dress up for halloween bc it’s too childish are halloweak

  • reading a foreign language you're trying to learn: lol this is easy I understand so much of this
  • trying to construct sentences in that language: wtf am I doing jesus take the wheel where is wiktionary