Wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble, yeah.
crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you
Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
the sun is literally never out in gotham its always overcast or pouring or they’re in the middle of a damn blizzard no matter what time of year it is. i’m happy its not real because how is a ho like me supposed to show off this big fat ass in a city where wearing a pair of shorts means i’ll lose a cheek to hypothermia
I Am a Bride
A short comic inspired by Finnish werewolf folklore in which it is many times the wedding couple and/or the entire wedding party that is bewitched to turn into wolves by a resentful guest or family member.
how many times do doctors need to confirm that lack of sleep is physically and emotionally harming high school students because of how early they have to be up before someone will give enough of a shit about these kids’ health to actually change something
team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour