secretarchangel:

singularprincess:

WE CAN FIX THIS

WHY DON’T WE BUY YAHOO

i can see it now.

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN
OH MY GOD

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

artmaybe:

Artemis and Kid Flash (Young Justice, DC)

can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you.

meggannn:

methlabrador:

a documentary based on the lives of the street vendors & shopkeepers who get all their shit fucking wrecked in action movies during the chase scenes

#mY CABBAGES!

ljuvliga:

ljuvliga:

This halloween I taped a sign saying COMMUNISM in red on my chest and handed out one piece of candy for each kid and if they complain I say, “Well, look at that you just learned about Communism.” One dad already gave me a dirty look.

stop my mom made me take it off because one little girl demanded more candy and I said “whoa calm down, capitalism”

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

Wouldn’t it be nice if we were just normal people?

tupacabra:

one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow

petergatsbygreen:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

GROW DINOSAURS

We literally have an entire trilogy of movies that explain why that is a bad idea.